In a recent panto, the Baroness Hardup chose to have Hardup Hall converted at great expense in the hope of attracting wealthy paying guests eager for an aristocratic experience. Sad to say her guests were less than impressed when they realised that the Baroness had no money left to pay for a butler, housekeeping staff or a chef. They left muttering something about fur coats and a lack of undergarments.
And the moral?
With savings of £10 million to make, one would have thought it best to keep one’s finances in order by curbing non-essential expenditure and committing funds to ensure that the core business could be delivered effectively. In a ‘people’ industry that means ensuring that there are enough staff to protect the service to students who may well consider that the smell of fresh paint is no substitute for access to a tutor.